Giants Stole Arvell Reese at 5th Pick—His 80s Throwback Highlights Are Pure Carnage

Fourth game as a pro. Already a monster. And now he's doing it in a Giants 80s throwback, wearing No. 52, delivering hits that look like they were ripped straight from a VHS tape of the franchise's glory days.

If you haven't seen the highlight reel yet, stop what you're doing. Watch it. Then watch it again. Because what Arvell Reese is doing in a Giants uniform right now is the kind of football porn that makes Big Blue fans forget decades of frustration at the linebacker position.

Let's be honest: the Giants stole him. At pick No. 5, no less. That's not supposed to happen. The Eagles and Ravens have built dynasties on that exact scenario—some superfreak falls in the draft, lands in their lap, and turns into an All-Pro before anyone realizes what happened. But the Giants? They don't get those gifts. Except this time, they did.

According to the source, even the most optimistic fan couldn't process the possibility. "I didn't think there was even a slight chance the Reese would fall to the Giants," the writer admits, "and couldn't even process him being on the team when they drafted him because it hadn't registered that it was even a possibility."

Now that he's here? Love. Pure love.